[赛后帖]🏀湖人三节崩盘最终30分惨负骑士 东契奇三节29分 詹姆斯10中3 双方数据：
湖人（28-18）：东契奇29分5板6助、詹姆斯11分3板5助、文森特11分3板1助、艾顿10分4板2助、布朗尼8分2板1助、海斯7分5板1助、蒂米6分2板、拉拉维亚6分3助2断、克内克特5分1板、范德比尔特4分6板2助、斯玛特2分3板、八村塁2板
骑士（29-20）：米切尔25分5板4助、泰森20分6板6助、亨特19分3板1助、阿伦17分9板2助、韦德11分5板2助、布莱恩特10分4板1助、汤姆林8分4板3助2断、普罗克特8分3助、波特7分1板3助2断、梅里尔4分1板4助、鲍尔5板2助、南斯3板
[–]CavaliersSocialistAvocado 228 points 5 hours ago
Well at least we are trending positively this month and the wins are coming along.
骑士球迷：好吧，至少我们这个月势头不错，胜利也要来了。
[–]StattPadford 79 points 5 hours ago
This Tyson dude is legit huh?
球迷：这个泰森哥们儿是货真价实的，对吧？
[–]CavaliersSquidwardLover48 37 points 5 hours ago
Hes the fucking truth
骑士球迷：他真他妈是真理。
[–]LakersApollo611 375 points 5 hours ago
Bronny almost outscored LeBron
湖人球迷：布朗尼得分差点超过勒布朗。
[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 160 points 5 hours ago*
Reminds me of last year when Bronny and Steph put up the same stat-line but Bronny’s was more efficient. I remember I posted that but the mods kept removing the post
Edit: I rechecked and 4/6/2025 against the Rockets Steph had 3 points on 1-10 shooting and Bronny had 3 points on 1-1 shooting against the Thunder
骑士球迷：这让我想起了去年布朗尼和斯蒂芬·库里打出相同数据的时候，但布朗尼效率更高。我记得我发过那个帖子，但版主一直删帖。
修改：我重新查了一下，（美国时间）2025年4月6日对阵火箭，库里10投1中得3分，布朗尼对阵雷霆1投1中得3分。
[–]Cavaliershokel2015 32 points 5 hours ago
I was just going through my saved posts earlier today and saw I had saved this because it was so funny and absurd
骑士球迷：我今天早些时候刚好在翻我收藏的帖子，看到我收藏了这个，因为这太好笑太荒谬了。
[–]Magicaxnjxn00 156 points 5 hours ago
Bro what happened to Rui
魔术球迷：兄弟，八村垒怎么了？
[–]LakersVGstuffed 124 points 5 hours ago
The Doja rumors got in his head
湖人球迷：关于Doja Cat的谣言让他分心了。
[–]CanadaShadoken-TYPE0 41 points 5 hours ago
It would get into my head too lmao
球迷：换我我也得分心，笑死。
[–]CavaliersOverallGeneral7129 50 points 5 hours ago
I actually follow the Lakers a decent amount so it was just a bad shooting night for him, he had 23 points two days ago
骑士球迷：我其实挺关注湖人的，所以这只是他手感不好的一晚，他两天前刚拿了23分。
[–]Basic_Commercial_806 34 points 5 hours ago*
4 moves broke the Lakers starting in the 2023 offseason:
-Pelinka signed an overachieving 6'3 Gabe Vincent to a 33 million/ 3 years contract. He missed all of the 2024 season with a knee injury then proceeded to be one of the worst role players in the league since.
-Signed Jarred Vanderbilt to a 48 mil/ 4 year contract (player option on the last year lol). Vando couldn't stay healthy on his past 2 teams and had major injury concerns dating back to college.
-Selected Jalen Hood Schifino with the 17th pick: a small unathletic guard who had outside shooting concerns. 2 years later he's out of the league. Several decent role players were selected after that pick Podziemski, Murray, Jaquez, Clowney. Cam Whitmore was traded for second round picks.
-Selected Dalton Knecht with 17th pick in 2024 when AD was asking for a center and Yves Missi was still on the board. Several 3&D wings went after that pick Ryan Dunn and Jaylon Tyson were selected not far after.
球迷：从2023年休赛期开始的4步操作毁了湖人：
-佩林卡给身高1.88米且表现超常的盖布·文森特签了一份3年3300万的合同。他因膝伤缺席了整个2024赛季，随后成为联盟最差的角色球员之一。
-给贾里德·范德比尔特签了4年4800万（最后一年球员选项，呵呵）。范德比尔特在之前的两支球队都无法保持健康，大学时期就有严重的伤病隐患。
-用第17顺位选中杰伦·胡德-希菲诺：一个矮小、运动能力差且投射堪忧的后卫。2年后他已经不在联盟了。而在那个顺位之后有几个不错的角色球员被选中，比如波杰姆斯基、穆雷、哈克斯、克洛尼。卡姆·惠特摩尔被交易换了二轮签。
-2024年当安东尼·戴维斯要求补强中锋且伊夫·米西还没被选中时，用第17顺位选中了道尔顿·克内克特。几个3D侧翼如瑞安·邓恩和杰伦·泰森就在这之后不久被选中。
[–]Cavaliersianbits 275 points 5 hours ago
The depth on the Lakers is just cosmic levels of ass
The bottom of this roster is BARREN
骑士球迷：湖人的板凳深度简直烂到天际了。
这阵容的底层简直是一片荒芜。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 150 points 5 hours ago
Well I mean they must have had to give up a HUGE haul for Luka, no?
骑士球迷：呃，我是说他们为了得到卢卡·东契奇肯定付出了巨大的代价，不是吗？
[–]TimberwolvesOdoaiden 113 points 5 hours ago
Lowkey Christie would be massive for them
森林狼球迷：说实话，克里斯蒂对他们来说会非常重要。
[–]LakersTheGreatDomilies 40 points 5 hours ago
Yep he was amazing defensively for us esp in that final season b4 the trade
湖人球迷：是的，他在交易前的最后一个赛季防守端表现真的很棒。
[–]LakersWakiLover 42 points 5 hours ago
I love when opposing fanbases actually watch their games vs us and come to really realize how ass our bench guys are.
Quickly goes from wow LOL LUKA to damn wait, it's actually kinda impressive what Luka is doing and the Lakers being 10 games over .500...
湖人球迷：我喜欢对手球迷真正看他们打我们的比赛，然后意识到我们的替补有多烂。
风评很快从“哇哈哈哈卢卡”变成“该死等等，卢卡正在做的事情其实挺令人震惊的，而且湖人胜率还超五成10个胜场……”
[–]CavaliersTODG3 104 points 5 hours ago
Best part of the game was Bronny coming in, dunking to cut the lead to 30, and then hitting 2 threes.
骑士球迷：比赛最精彩的部分是布朗尼上场，扣篮把分差缩小到30分，然后进了2个三分。
[–]RocketsAutographedSnorkel 92 points 5 hours ago
Bronny with the fast break dunk to cut the lead to 30
火箭球迷：布朗尼快攻扣篮，将分差缩小到了30分。
[–]Cavalierscrazyman3642 75 points 5 hours ago
Man if De’andre Hunter finally gets his groove back, with Tyson emerging as a 15+ scorer, and Strus coming back soon? Cavs could be dangerous again
骑士球迷：天啊，如果德安德烈·亨特终于找回状态，加上泰森成长为场均15+的得分手，还有斯特鲁斯即将回归？骑士又要变得危险了。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 33 points 5 hours ago
Man I miss Strus - he's such a winning player
骑士球迷：哎，我想念斯特鲁斯了——他真是个能赢球的球员。
[–]Cavalierscavsking21 33 points 5 hours ago
Feels like we are starting to turn the corner a bit here...
骑士球迷：感觉我们开始有点转运了……
[–]CavaliersWateryPasta 66 points 5 hours ago
I love Jaylon Tyson
骑士球迷：我爱杰伦·泰森。
[–]WizardsKennyc1234 58 points 5 hours ago
LeBron James: 11/3/5/1/0 and 6 turnovers on 30/0/83 shooting and a +/- of -23
Bronny James: 8/2/1/1/0 and 0 turnovers on 100/100/100 shooting and a +/- of -1
Guys for the first time in history I think Bronny James had a better game than his dad.
奇才球迷：勒布朗·詹姆斯：11分3板5助1断0帽，6次失误，命中率30/0/83，正负值-23。
布朗尼·詹姆斯：8分2板1助1断0帽，0失误，命中率100/100/100，正负值-1。
伙计们，我认为这是历史上第一次布朗尼比他爹打得好。
[–]United StatesJarxzz 78 points 5 hours ago
LeBron was Horrid
美国球迷：勒布朗打得太烂了。
[–]LakersMood_Academic 46 points 5 hours ago
His first real dud since the Raptors game where he passed for the game winner
湖人球迷：这是他自那场传球绝杀猛龙的比赛后，第一场真正意义上的拉胯表现。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 147 points 5 hours ago
For as good as he is, Luka really does complain way too much.
Other than that, the Cavs really unearthed a gem in Tyson.
火箭球迷：尽管卢卡很强，但他抱怨得真的太多了。
除此之外，骑士真的在泰森身上挖到了宝。
[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 74 points 5 hours ago
I swear is there anything more valuable than hitting on a non-lottery pick in the NBA?
骑士球迷：我发誓，在NBA还有比在非乐透区选秀中淘宝成功更有价值的事吗？
[–]ColtCallahan 61 points 5 hours ago
Being friends with Nico Harrison.
球迷：和尼科·哈里森做朋友。
[–]Lakersjoaolouro1967 39 points 5 hours ago
He was the only one that played basketball today lol
湖人球迷：他（卢卡）是今天唯一一个在打篮球的人，哈哈。
[–]SerbiaLuka77GOATic 33 points 5 hours ago
Put Bronny into the rotation and try to develop him.
塞尔维亚球迷：把布朗尼放进轮换阵容，试着培养他吧。
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